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MOVE YOUR FEET

Courtesy of YouTube, a classic clip of The Gong Show regular Gene Gene the Dancing Machine. Why is the show not in reruns?

Rachel's Take on the President

Raising a kid in today's volatile political environment cannot be easy. (I have a hard enough time keeping my two dachshunds under control.)  Accordingly, I'll be the first to pay tribute to people who prove to have excellent parenting skills.

The most important thing young parents need to do is teach their children that there are bad people and that there is a proper way to react to said bad people.

The movie below is self-explanatory and gets better with repeated viewings. It's safe for work, as long as you're not working in an office full of Republican scum. Just turn up the volume.